Pierce Cannon
Name: Pierce Cannon
Birth Date: 09-09-1979
Born In: Victoria, B.C.
Occupation: French-Canadian Interpreter/Porn Subtitle Writer
Profile: Born out of the highlands of British Columbia, here comes a man full of steam and bullshit! Let him lead you into victory not by himself but with his huge weapon!!! Blllaaaaah!
Favorite Quote: “Lead us all into victory in the name of Jesus Christ!
Blllaaaaah!”
Pseudonym: Nugent, Ted Nugent
Favorite Train Wreck: The Replacements
Last Movie He Watched: Stripes
Current Girlfriend: Elizabeth Shue
Best Friend: Dick Dreyfuss from Nuts
Hobbies: Talking to Barry Melrose
Expected Lifespan: “Come on you apes! You wanna live forever?!”
Favorite food: Mealworms and Pork
Favorite Drink: 6 Shots of Wild Turkey
Favorite Website: http://www.porkmullet.com
Favorite Sports Team: The Hartford Whalers
Favorite TV Show: History’s Mysteries
Favorite Song: “Penis, Penis, Penis. Penis All Night Long. Penis, Penis, Penis. Penis In A Thong. One For The Penis! Two For The Penis! Three For The Penis!
Blllaaaahh!”





