Last night was the premier of the not so long or never awaited movie Species the Awakening. How great is this? But then as I thought about it I was like, wait a minute, haven’t they made this movie, several times? Or are the Species movies really made to be fill in sequels to every movie every made?

Species the Awakening is a made for Sci Fi movie that you can’t miss. It stars Helen Mattsson, soon to be known for her adult film career, but already known for her stunning performance as the ‘Beautiful Blonde’ on the hit show Kitchen Confidential. WTF is Kitchen Confidential, who makes this shit?

Anyway back to may theory, this is the official plot from IMDB for Species the Awakening:
“A scientist, Dr Holander, takes his niece Miranda to Mexico in an attempt to reverse the effects of the alien DNA he used to create her. However the treatment goes horribly wrong, and sets Miranda on a killing spree as she sets out to find a mate”

Species III Plot:
“While being transported in a military ambulance and supposed dead, Eve delivers an offspring and is killed by a half-breed. The baby girl is abducted by Dr. Abbot, and a couple of days later she grows up, reaching adulthood and becoming a gorgeous young woman called Sara. But while Sara unsuccessfully chases a perfect mate for her to generate a perfect being, the flawed half-breeds leaded by Amelia try to reproduce with her to survive their species.”

Species II Plot:
“Mykelti Williamson and Justin Lazard are a pair of astronauts who make the first successful manned mission to Mars. Lazard’s character gets infected by an alien and slowly begins to mutate. When they get back to Earth all he has on his mind is to have sex with Henstridge! The surviving team members from the first film team up with a peaceful, genetically re-engineered Sil to track the monster down.

Species Plot:
A group of four specialists are given the task of tracking down Sil. “She” is part human, part alien, beautiful, strong, very dangerous and desperate to mate with a human.

I have no idea where I am going with this, other than the fact I made PorkMullet.com readers know the plot to every Species movie ever made.

My work here is done.