So I didn’t rush out to the theater to see the fourth installment of Indiana Jones because, being a sequel, I really wasn’t that excited for it. But, as I was eating my Thanksgiving turkey chili cheese fries, I decided to give it a shot and picked it up on demand.

Now, I could bore and tell you about the plot, actors, etc. but you already know it. The bad guys need Indy to find the artifact because they are dumb and then they’ll use its power to conquer the world. Sound familiar? Thought so, so all I did was write down of bunch of alternate titles for the movie. Enjoy:

Indiana Jones and…the Communists that can’t shoot straight, I mean dude, he’s like three feet away from you
Indiana Jones in…oh my god, another movie with Shia LaBeouf
Indiana Jones and…the stuntman with a gray wig on
Indiana Jones in…how to survive an atom bomb without a scratch
Indiana Jones and…of course its his kid, can you be more predictable?
Indiana Jones and…the truck with a random RPG in the back
Indiana Jones in…he always gets away from the bad guys, but don’t worry, they’ll catch him again
Indiana Jones and…the Communists that run out of ammo and then throw their guns away, I mean you came all the way to the Amazon jungle with a bunch of trucks, why didn’t you bring extra bullets?
Indiana Jones and…the random cliff with a road next to it
Indiana Jones and…the monkeys that hate Communists
Indiana Jones in…Ants Gone Wild
Indiana Jones and…the Communists that can shoot every native in the temple, but still can’t hit Indy
Indiana Jones in…Alien vs. Communist – Requiem
Indiana Jones and…the guy that stops for gold always dies
Indiana Jones and…if they make more of these movies with Shia as the new Indy, I’m gonna vomit

This movie was decent, but all it really did was take Raiders and change the scenery, 2 pigs.